After doing the massage scene for many years I can truly tell you that

all of these other EMAIL postings on acupressure places is like

reporting on the  good restaurants of a city by pointing out the FAST

FOOD places. Sure they are easy to find, but they barely scratch the

surface on the pleasures that really await for you in the massage

gourmet places. Introduce yourself to the wonderful world of home

massages.



I STRONGLY RECOMMEND that you look into the LA Weekly, OC Weekly or in

the San Francisco area in the classified of the Marin Independent

Journal. You will find hundreds of ads, with unbelievably good looking

girls, starting at 20 years old, that are making money on the side,

many times right out of their home. I wish I can post the names/phones

of the better ones, but unfortunately the cops are eager to track them

down and arrest them. You will find them on these papers and if you

read on I will give you some tips to increase your chances of

success. The WEB is also the perfect place to see ads with pictures:

check out www.thatmall.com, www.californiaangels.com, and YAHOO under

SENSUAL MASSAGE.  See the pictures and you'll get an idea of where I'm

coming from.

 

The main disadvantage of using newspapers is that you need to call and

its complications: they usually want you to call again from a phone

booth a few blocks away from the final destination.. The other problem

is that 50% of the time you get an answering machine (to be avoided)

since many times there is not a call back. Usually I keep calling

other numbers until I get a live answer. This way you will have a good

chance of getting an appointment and being there fast. Before you

call, use the phone book to check on the phone prefix to ensure that

it is close to where you are.



On the whole it is best to call places where there will be a live

answer, usually if you call in the late morning or in places where

there are at least two girls working.  Some answering machine girls

want to call you back to test if you are serious. If you are focused

on a special ad that has an answering machine, you can leave a

message(use a fake first name) but if in an hour they do not return

the call, move on to the next one. Personally I only do that as a last

resort or if I am willing to wait and retry with others in a 2-3 hour

period. In the end I usually end up calling a number that has a direct

answer.



You will be most pleasantly surprised in the quality of the girls that

work out of the home. Many give an excellent massage, usually nude,

and you can massage them as well. I have spent many a nights

fantasizing on massages that I have gotten from 18 year old blondes

with baby hairs in the pubic area that truly enjoyed getting fingered

until they climaxed. The adventure of getting there is also exciting,

walking up to their apartment door to be greeted by a smiling thong

bikini California babe with (usually) a good attitude. I have been

received by oiled up Brazilian chicks with the most incredible asses,

swedish girls that get so horny that they want to fuck you in the end

for no extra money. The tall blond that appeared in the Playboy

Channel that lip locked to my instrument with true delight along with

that perfectly cropped bush in my face. And that incredible redhead in

Santa Monica who licked me all over and let m e fuck her twice in a

three hour experience that involved the shower, sink, over the end of

the sofa, the floor-bed-back-to-the-floor when the massage was

scheduled only for an hour. They particularly like when you and her

get on your knees facing each other while you finger them and they

stroke you.



Many of my friends have followed up on some of these places.  The

funniest story is when I took 2 friends to this place. They liked it

so much they returned 3 hours later again. They are into the Martial

Arts and they proceeded to take over the last year over 20 students

and the instructors as well!

 

The newspaper massage scene is clearly the way to go, no more of the

acupressure places where the format is very repetitive. I've had many

adventures this way, always trying new things: nipple-to-nipple 69's,

tongue baths, three girls, prostate massages, pussy muscle control

that squeezes around my wiener in all sorts of interesting ways, one

girl blowing me, the other licking my ass , my toes have been licked,

how about massages in hot tubs, outdoor tables in the sun. Try Tantric

massages: it is the exotic hindu art of regenerating energy from the

genitals and circulating upwards to the brain. Tantric massages start

with eye gazing and synchronized breathing, moving on the front to

front seated positions and at least an hour of getting Mr. Happy hard

while she circulates the energy with her other hand and breath all

over your body. Good times indeed, my friend.



There is a fine art to reading these ads, by carefully following these

rules you will substantially increase your chances of a very

pleasurable experience. Let's discuss what to avoid first.

 

Watch out for these keywords in the ads: mature masseuse or great gal

(old), candlelight and warm table (the surroundings are great but she

is ugly), discounts offered(again, a cheap massage is offered because

the girl does not have that much to offer), full figure (a porker),

voluptous(bordering on full figure, usually huge tits), morning or

senior discounts (because she is a senior herself), ebony or chocolate

(brown sugar), two girls for one (two ugly girls do not equal one

pretty one), massage with a striptease show (a self service scheme

that leaves you working out your own "problem"), "talk to me live,

entertainer"(more hustlers) and $40-60 massages (stay away from cheap

massages, there is a good reason why they are cheap) and for

therapeutic massages: insurance accepted, acupuncture offered (Oh no),

no mention of the word SENSUAL. Avoid the Orange County Register and

the sex newspapers which are heavily infiltrated with strippers with

burly drivers, in fact avoid all outcall services. They will charge

beginning at $150 and to really make their money with tips of $50-200

more. These women are hard core hustlers. A silly business is LINGEREE

MODELING. They cater to one time customers, usually out of towners

since they do not offer the service you think you are going to

get. After being greeted by a foxy looking girls in tiny panties and

see through bras, you are led to a room with a chair and coffee table

with a box of tissues. You can guess what's next: she dances for you,

ever asking for more money to take off clothing, while you

self-service. Might as well stay home, rent a video, at least you can

rewind it to the better scenes again. . .

 

Now for the good keywords: the words SENSUAL or EROTIC, 18-22 years

old , measurements included (36-24-38), body to body,

greek(interfacing with the third input), french(playing the skin flute

and swallow the melody), voice sounds young (usually they are). Expect

to pay $120-150 for a nude body to body and $160-200 for full

service. Again, anything under $100 is usually an older gal, some of

them are nice but it leaves you wanting for more. It is up to you and

your budget. Sure, paying $200 is expensive, however it leaves with an

excellent set of memories for your lonelier times. Simply cool your

next massage expenditures for a while to catch up with your

budget. Believe me: a 10 woman is equal to 3 normal ones in terms of

the pleasure and fantasies that you will have.



Since the business is perfect for young women and clients, everybody

wins. The precision and control that those little hands can exert on

your "Wet Willie" is amazing, it can extract all of your backed up

plumbing in a most effective way. Hope this helps, GOOD LUCK. . .



A final point: once their rates are mentioned, say $120, ask if that

is the final price since you want to know how much money to bring. If

they start to mention that they may be extras, starting at $50, you

will be faced with spending a lot more than you thought. If you don't

think is worth it, it is best to decline from going. Otherwise you

will be negotiating in your weakest moment: with a throbbing hard dick

that has drained all the common sense out of your brain. . .



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Most girls won't discuss sex over the phone. If they offer a nude

massage and will let you massage them, you should go for it. Most of

the time they will offer more for a tip later; I usually bring up sex

when they have massaged me for a while and I have a hard-on; it is

then fairly clear that neither I nor she are cops. Sometimes they want

to wait with sex till the second visit which is also ok with me. In

any event, you will always get at least a hand job at the end, unless

you run into a complete rip-off.


First choice are always referrals from friends, of course.